My face is like the British,
You can tell because it’s hard to look at.
My arms are like the French,They have always been so cowardly
My brain is like the German,It has done unspeakable things,
My legs are like the PolishThey get abused too easily
My appendix is like the Danish,You didn’t know it existed
My heart is like the Spanish,Only having one function
My blood is like the Finnish,The thing you want less of
My writing is like the Balkans,Unclean, rude, and poor.